Little Ado About Something

I can't wait for everyone to leave tumblr just because yahoo bought it

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:05:59 -0400

wanderlustphobia:

Maybe less summer bloggers. :)

do people actually think yahoo is evil?

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Sun, 19 May 2013 17:37:20 -0400

Why Do Men Keep Putting Me in the Girlfriend-Zone?

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:34:59 -0400

fuckingrapeculture:

literaryreference:

You know how it is, right, ladies? You know a guy for a while. You hang out with him. You do fun things with him—play video games, watch movies, go hiking, go to concerts. You invite him to your parties. You listen to his problems. You do all this because you think he wants to be your friend.

But then, then comes the fateful moment where you find out that all this time, he’s only seen you as a potential girlfriend. And then if you turn him down, he may never speak to you again. This has happened to me time after time: I hit it off with a guy, and, for all that I’ve been burned in the past, I start to think that this one might actually care about me as a person. And then he asks me on a date.

I tell him how much I enjoy his company, how much I value his friendship. I tell him that I really want to be his friend and to continue hanging out with him and talking about our favorite books or exploring new restaurants or making fun of avant-garde theatre productions. But he rejects me. He doesn’t answer my calls or e-mails; if we’d been making plans to do something before this fateful incident, these plans mysteriously fail to materialize. (This is why I never did get around to seeing the Hunger Games movie. Not to name any names, but thanks a lot, Tom.) Later, when I run into him at social events, our conversations are awkward and lukewarm. This is because the moment we met, he put me in the girlfriend-zone, and now he can’t see me as friend material.

I must say that I find this really unfair. I mean, I’m a nice girl. I have a lot to offer as a friend, like not being a douchebag and stuff. But males just don’t want to be friends with nice girls like me. They can’t help it, I guess; it’s just how they’re wired, biologically. Evolution conditioned our male hominid ancestors to seek nice girls as mates and form friendship bonds only with the other dudes that they hunted mammoths with. It’s true—I know this because I studied hominids in my fifth-grade science class.

So what’s the answer? Should I take up mammoth-hunting in an attempt to appeal to the friendship centers of men’s primal lizardbrains? Should I keep making guy “friends” and then prevent them from making a move on me by subtly undermining their self-confidence? Should I just give up on those manipulative, game-playing, two-faced bastards once and for all? I don’t know. I mean, I’d really like to have a true friendship with a guy someday, but it’s so hard to trust and respect them when they never say what they mean—and you never know when you might be relegated to the girlfriend-zone.

<3

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Sun, 19 May 2013 15:46:56 -0400

19. A song that makes you think about life Alabama - I’m...

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:56:48 -0400

19. A song that makes you think about life

Alabama - I’m In a Hurry (And Don’t Know Why)

18. A song from the year that you were born Sir Mix-A-Lot - Baby...

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:46:42 -0400

18. A song from the year that you were born

Sir Mix-A-Lot - Baby Got Back

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Fri, 17 May 2013 14:17:32 -0400

peachlovehappiness: lmao it really looks like she’s saying that

Thu, 16 May 2013 14:21:55 -0400

peachlovehappiness:

lmao it really looks like she’s saying that

typhlozion: SHE SAID YE CAN WE GET MARRIED AT THE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL I SAID LOOK YOU...

Thu, 16 May 2013 14:12:05 -0400

typhlozion:

SHE SAID YE CAN WE GET MARRIED AT THE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL

I SAID LOOK YOU NEEDA CRAWL FOR YA BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL

COME AND MEET ME IN THE BATHROOM STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL

AND SHOW ME WHY YOU DESERVE TO HAVE IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL

ball so hard

that shit cray

aint it jay

what she order

fish filet

youare-a-horror: ayyycurlyhurr: Marina and the Diamonds The...

Thu, 16 May 2013 01:37:06 -0400

youare-a-horror:

ayyycurlyhurr:

Marina and the Diamonds

The Warfield-San Francisco

May 6, 2013

how do people get good pictures i dont understand

17. A song that would sing a duet with on karaoke Jed Whedon -...

Wed, 15 May 2013 19:02:10 -0400

17. A song that would sing a duet with on karaoke

Jed Whedon - My Eyes (Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog)

16. One of your favourite classical songs Camille Saint-Saëns -...

Wed, 15 May 2013 18:56:03 -0400

16. One of your favourite classical songs

Camille Saint-Saëns - Danse Macabre

15. A song that has been covered by another artist Reel Big Fish...

Wed, 15 May 2013 18:51:16 -0400

15. A song that has been covered by another artist

Reel Big Fish - Take Me On

I’m about 65% sure I’m never gonna get married so I...

Wed, 15 May 2013 18:47:00 -0400

I’m about 65% sure I’m never gonna get married so I haven’t thought a lot about this

14. A song that you would love played at your wedding

Nobuo Uematsu - Rosa’s Theme (Final Fantasy IV)

13. One of your favourite 80’s songs Tears For Fears - Head...

Wed, 15 May 2013 18:34:55 -0400

13. One of your favourite 80’s songs

Tears For Fears - Head Over Heels

12. A song from your preteen years Backstreet Boys - I Want It...

Wed, 15 May 2013 18:29:27 -0400

12. A song from your preteen years

Backstreet Boys - I Want It That Way

11. A song that you never get tired of Marina and the Diamonds -...

Wed, 15 May 2013 18:27:45 -0400

11. A song that you never get tired of

Marina and the Diamonds - How To Be a Heartbreaker

10. A song that makes you sad Jonathan Coulton - I Crush...

Wed, 15 May 2013 18:25:28 -0400

10. A song that makes you sad

Jonathan Coulton - I Crush Everything

“But I can’t do that thing anymore. I can’t be the thing I was before. Maybe I am better off alone, because I crush everything…”

9. A song that makes you happy Tegan and Sara - Closer

Wed, 15 May 2013 18:21:33 -0400

9. A song that makes you happy

Tegan and Sara - Closer

8. A song about drugs or alcohol Of Montreal - Heimdalsgate Like...

Wed, 15 May 2013 18:19:35 -0400

8. A song about drugs or alcohol

Of Montreal - Heimdalsgate Like a Promethean Curse