hungarysovaries: showmeyourb00bs: one half of tumblr: “i just wanna cuddle under a blanket and eat soup and watch movies all day with you and maybe kiss your cheek and stare into your eyes and hold your hand and tell you i love you” other half of tumblr: “unf i want to take all of your clothes off with my mouth then ram you against the wall and pin your arms up and then just fuck the shit out...
Ret Paladins or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying...
beltloop asked: fff dat ass
harleynotadavidson asked: NO YOUR ASS
Anonymous asked: AY BOY. YOU LOOK FINE. I GENUINELY LIKE YOU AND YOUR FACE AND YOUR GORGEOUS PERSONALITY. YOU ARE A CLASS A MALE AND I LIKE THAT ABOUT YOU.
anon you should probably just tell me or else I’m going to think you’re one of my asshole friends lying to me
harleynotadavidson asked: DAT ASS
Anonymous asked: I really like you but I don't know how to tell you and I'm pretty sure you have no idea. pretty sure find me repulsive.
Everyone on tumblr: i'm ugly *actually gorgeous*
Me: i'm ugly *actually ugly*
-makemesmile: the only thing i can turn on is my computer i cant even do that reliably
fypblog: olias: tessen: biorobo: angrypigeons: moth fuzzzz. DON’T KNOW IF CUTE OR CREEPY FUCK IT I’M JOINING IN omg polino this is great. this is great. this is great.
lovebeyondmeasure: tiptoelightlypastmymind: Straight guys should not be cute. I’m just saying. And attractive straight guys who take their shirts off and then share a bed with you really just shouldn’t exist. #and every straight girl who follows me is disagreeing so hard right now and I can’t blame them XD It’s okay, I’ll just sit here being unattractive and pansexual.
I MAY NOT BE TWI BUT IM DEFINITELY HARD
beltloop: TAYLOR OH MY GOD
shitty birthday is shitty
daenarystormborn asked: I CAN GET DRUGS TOO IF YOU WANT I KNOW WHERE TO GET THE DRUGS
daenarystormborn asked: YOU'D BETTER POST EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE FUCKING MESSAGES OTHERWISE KAT AND I WILL BE VERY UPSET OKAY COOL
daenarystormborn asked: IT'S YOUR FUCKING BIRTHDAY WE NEED TO PARTY I'LL BRING THE HOOKERS I GOT YOU HOOKERS
daenarystormborn asked: HEY JUST THINK THIS TIME NEXT YEAR YOU CAN BUY YOUR OWN ALCOHOL AND IT'S NOT GOING TO BE ALL THAT EXCITING ANYMORE
daenarystormborn asked: HOLY FUCK YOU'RE 20 YOU'RE GETTING OLD BRO
daenarystormborn asked: JUST KIDDING I LOVE YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY
daenarystormborn asked: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAMNIT YOU'RE OLDER THAN ME I HOPE YOU'RE PROUD OF YOURSELF WOW FUCK YOU
Squish: so are dildos for like cake mixing or?
Squish: i don't even know
tinychatavengers: Jason Taylor new ship we love it okay. -Synthia
We’re buying dicks now? Lunch boxes? Bananas? I want bananas. WHY DOES...– Jason (via tinychatavengers)
[[MORE]] can the panic attacks stop now? thanks that’d be cool
likeaboss-nian: Siberia - LIGHTS
awastrelmescalined: things irrelevant to gender identity: your genitalia how you dress your mannerisms your interests and hobbies with whom you associate yourself your attitude your romantic and/or sexual preferences (or lack thereof) your personal values your gender presentation et cetera things relevant to gender identity: gender identity
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