May 2012
hungarysovaries:
showmeyourb00bs:
one half of tumblr: “i just wanna cuddle under a blanket and eat soup and watch movies all day with you and maybe kiss your cheek and stare into your eyes and hold your hand and tell you i love you”
other half of tumblr: “unf i want to take all of your clothes off with my mouth then ram you against the wall and pin your arms up and then just fuck the shit out...
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Ret Paladins or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying...
beltloop asked: fff dat ass
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harleynotadavidson asked: NO YOUR ASS
Anonymous asked: AY BOY. YOU LOOK FINE. I GENUINELY LIKE YOU AND YOUR FACE AND YOUR GORGEOUS PERSONALITY. YOU ARE A CLASS A MALE AND I LIKE THAT ABOUT YOU.
anon you should probably just tell me or else I’m going to think you’re one of my asshole friends lying to me
harleynotadavidson asked: DAT ASS
Anonymous asked: I really like you but I don't know how to tell you and I'm pretty sure you have no idea. pretty sure find me repulsive.
Everyone on tumblr: i'm ugly *actually gorgeous*
Me: i'm ugly *actually ugly*
-makemesmile:
the only thing i can turn on is my computer
i cant even do that reliably
fypblog:
olias:
tessen:
biorobo:
angrypigeons:
moth fuzzzz. DON’T KNOW IF CUTE OR CREEPY
FUCK IT I’M JOINING IN
omg
polino
this is great. this is great. this is great.
lovebeyondmeasure:
tiptoelightlypastmymind:
Straight guys should not be cute. I’m just saying.
And attractive straight guys who take their shirts off and then share a bed with you really just shouldn’t exist.
#and every straight girl who follows me is disagreeing so hard right now and I can’t blame them XD
It’s okay, I’ll just sit here being unattractive and pansexual.
I MAY NOT BE TWI BUT IM DEFINITELY HARD
beltloop:
TAYLOR OH MY GOD
shitty birthday is shitty
daenarystormborn asked: I CAN GET DRUGS TOO IF YOU WANT I KNOW WHERE TO GET THE DRUGS
daenarystormborn asked: YOU'D BETTER POST EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE FUCKING MESSAGES OTHERWISE KAT AND I WILL BE VERY UPSET OKAY COOL
daenarystormborn asked: IT'S YOUR FUCKING BIRTHDAY WE NEED TO PARTY I'LL BRING THE HOOKERS I GOT YOU HOOKERS
daenarystormborn asked: HEY JUST THINK THIS TIME NEXT YEAR YOU CAN BUY YOUR OWN ALCOHOL AND IT'S NOT GOING TO BE ALL THAT EXCITING ANYMORE
daenarystormborn asked: HOLY FUCK YOU'RE 20 YOU'RE GETTING OLD BRO
daenarystormborn asked: JUST KIDDING I LOVE YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY
daenarystormborn asked: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAMNIT YOU'RE OLDER THAN ME I HOPE YOU'RE PROUD OF YOURSELF WOW FUCK YOU
Squish: so are dildos for like cake mixing or?
Squish: i don't even know
JAYLOR
tinychatavengers:
Jason Taylor new ship we love it okay.
-Synthia
“We’re buying dicks now?
Lunch boxes?
Bananas?
I want bananas.
WHY DOES...”
– Jason (via tinychatavengers)
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can the panic attacks stop now? thanks that’d be cool
likeaboss-nian:
Siberia - LIGHTS
awastrelmescalined:
things irrelevant to gender identity:
your genitalia
how you dress
your mannerisms
your interests and hobbies
with whom you associate yourself
your attitude
your romantic and/or sexual preferences (or lack thereof)
your personal values
your gender presentation
et cetera
things relevant to gender identity:
gender identity
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Listen in. Avengers, I’m in Hannah’s room if you want to see me make words!
