May 2013
kamandarkawaii asked: Happy non-fetus day
another reminder.
the world is heavy but your bones (just a cubic inch) can hold 19,000 lbs
ounce for ounce they are stronger than steel
atom for atom you are more precious than diamond
and stars have died so that you may live
you need to remember these things when you say that you are weak and worthless
moonflowerlights:
If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex
turtle sex is probably just as terrifying, have you ever SEEN a turtle penis?
I can't wait for everyone to leave tumblr just...
wanderlustphobia:
Maybe less summer bloggers. :)
do people actually think yahoo is evil?
Why Do Men Keep Putting Me in the Girlfriend-Zone?
fuckingrapeculture:
literaryreference:
You know how it is, right, ladies? You know a guy for a while. You hang out with him. You do fun things with him—play video games, watch movies, go hiking, go to concerts. You invite him to your parties. You listen to his problems. You do all this because you think he wants to be your friend. But then, then comes the fateful moment where you find out that...
typhlozion:
SHE SAID YE CAN WE GET MARRIED AT THE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL
I SAID LOOK YOU NEEDA CRAWL FOR YA BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL
COME AND MEET ME IN THE BATHROOM STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL
AND SHOW ME WHY YOU DESERVE TO HAVE IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL
ball so hard
that shit cray
aint it jay
what she order
fish filet
this is now a sierra boggess appreciation blog
bureaucraticdeath:
I love girly girls that wear bright colors and floral patterns and have long hair
I love androgynous girls with spiky hair that wear baggy jeans and sweaters
I love sweet innocent girls in sundresses with wide eyes and soft voices
I love hardcore girls with tattoos and piercings with attitude
I just love girls (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
mybluedecember:
abookthatends-withnolastpage:
waywardism:
no but this is ridiculous
how can one show make attractive people even more attractive
over a certain amount of time
i mean thIS HAPPENED AFTER FOUR SEASONS
THIS HAPPENED AFTER ONE
WHAT IS THIS
The Kevin one kills me.
…In the best way.
vaeltaa:
the entire hannibal fandom whenever dr. lecter has his sleeves rolled up slightly or takes his suit jacket off or wears two layers instead of three
looz-y:
boltong:
i hate it when people say no homo after complimenting someone
fuck that
im full homo
im going to lay you down on a bed of rose petals and whisper that compliment lasciviously to you
A Game of Asks
wildlinging:
ohdearitsfatal:
Jaime Lannister - what is your greatest strength?
Winter is Coming - favourite season of the year?
Daenerys Targaryen - what is your greatest accomplishment?
Pledge Fealty - which Westerosi house are you in?
Ned Stark - most honourable thing you’ve ever done?
Valar Morghulis - what’s your ideal way of dying?
Thoros of Myr - tell me about one of your best...
coltheartedbitch:
have you ever just been so incredibly fond of someone
like you don’t want to date them or anything but you honestly love them as a person and want to listen to them talk forever and find out all of their little quirks and hug them when they’re sad
beltloop:
hellolxsa:
i want a late night adventure. i want someone to call me up and say, “i’m outside. let’s go do something!” i want to go out late at night in my pj’s and my hair all tied up. maybe drive around. go to a park and just swing on the swings. maybe sit in the grass and watch the stars or maybe go to a 24 hour food place and pig out. i just want a late night adventure with people...
Ash: woah what is this Pokemon
Mew: mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew
Ash: god damn I better use my pokedex
